The Difference

I haven't posted in a while so here it is. What is the difference between a good husband and a bad one? Well you could say the one that says nice things to his wife or cooks before his wife gets home from work, picks up his underwear off of the floor or even the one that remembers to put the toilet seat down. To me that is the bad one and I will tell you why! Those are all gimmes you don't get credit for that and if you're looking for the Nobel Peace Prize because you're doing that I got a a nudist farm to sell you in the back of the White House. Trust me its cheap with no up keep!

The good husband is the one that realizes that he will always be the unsung hero the one that gets the tie and socks at Christmas and looks surprised every time. The one that knows his wife always looks in her closet and says "I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR" and agrees with her so she doesn't feel ignored. The one that knows that sometimes the girlfriends do come first and gives his wife the room she needs. And when you get finishing playing Mr. Nice guy you ask for the FLAT SCREEN TV, THE HOAGIE SANDWICH, THE WIFE IN LINGERIE AND PROCLAIM MISSION ACCOMPLISH!